Saturday, November 25, 2006

An ode to the Poo


An ode to POO!

Poo is brown and very smelly,
It starts of as food then goes to your belly.
Then begins the tricky bit,
Turning all that food into shit.
Your stomach churns and packs it tight,
It festers through the quiet night.
It's morning time, so you awake,
Bits to wash and coffee to make.
Get all dressed up and grab your gear,
Leave the house and start to feel queer.
Then just as you settle in your car,
You know that you won't make it far.
'Coz in your tummy things are rumbling,
Your feeling warm the sweat is tumbling,
Buttocks clenched you head back to the house,
Taking steps just like a mouse.
Walking like you have limb issues,
Just dreaming of those soft ply tissues.
Get to the door, the key won't slide,
You start to feel the turning tide.
Bubbling, rumbling, aches and pains,
You're praying that you leave no stains.
Gently hopping up the stairs,
Trying not to mess your wares.
You make it to the porcelain room,
Looking for the bowl cleaning broom.
Bite the stick and start to wheeze,
Give a cough, then a squeeze.
And then it's over, you dropped your hat,
I don't remember eating that!'
You can now relax; your day is free,
From the hindrance that is Poop and Pee.

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