Thursday, November 23, 2006

International Dutch Oven Day

Ok people, mark December 10th. on your calendar! We have proclaimed December 10th. as Dutch Oven Day! Show your loved one how much you love him/her by giving them a Dutch Oven. What is a Dutch Oven? "Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your significant other is brushing their teeth and getting ready for bed, then when he/she gets into bed, pull the covers over their head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let them enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds." Taken from UrbanDictionary.

We will continue to remind you of this great day over the next few weeks (in other words we will remind you to eat alot of beans before the big day!).

11 Comments:

At 5:06 PM, Anonymous Dude! said...

I am the Dutch Oven Champion of Old London Town and I throw down the skid marked thong to anyone who dares take me on.
I live on a diet of Beans and berries, interspersed with the odd piece of rotten stilton cheese (Just for the protein).

If you would like any dietry or clenching related tips, feel free to contact me on +44 0800 EAT MY GAS for a nominal fee of £200.

n.b. I am available for after dinner speeches, weddings and childrens parties. You pay I spray!

 
At 5:09 PM, Blogger babe-envy said...

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
hahahahahHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!HAHAHAH!HHAQHAHAH!

 
At 5:09 PM, Blogger babe-envy said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 
At 5:15 PM, Anonymous Hugh Janus said...

I remember the Dutch Oven Contest of 1942. Them were the days...
That was before the DONG (Dutch Oven Neutral Gas) comitte was formed. Anything was legal!

I remember 'Old Charlie Phartington used to marinade horse chestmuts in a mixture of bleach and engine oil - That used to sort the men from the boys.. That was until that badly timed mishap when poor old Berty McSlipitout tried to light a cigarette and lost his facial hair...

 
At 5:30 PM, Anonymous prod said...

do you giggle after and extremely stinky fart???

 
At 5:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am the fart machine of the east take a deep breath while standing on a cliff that will be my fart in the air

 
At 7:30 PM, Anonymous S.I.U. said...

I might shit myself...but I'll give it a go.

 
At 7:36 PM, Blogger theGoose said...

I disaprove of all ovens. Dutch Ovens are a mark of a Stalinist Govt. and the dowtroddeen worker. I remember one Tuesday when the oven was given a day off. mrsGoose had to use the Micro and it was as they say bset left in the past. Mind that doesn't take into account the built in ovens!! Some of these are Muslim Extremist Ovens and are suicide ovens. It was an oven that hit tower two of the world trade centre, they just paibnted on wings to stop the panic of housewifes. These people were cool and calculated chaps and even invented a software virus that made sure that all posts and emails were badly smelled. You may think I am wrong about the ovens, but do did you see any ovens then? and what about in Holland? They may play at being placid non fighting innocents but no race has an oven named after them for fun. Its also ovens that cause all the trouble in Iraq. baby Bellings going of outside Police Stations and Neff doubles wiping out the cheese stash in Amsterdam. Sod you Bin Laden and the oven you came in on. Edam will last longer that you, Edam will fight on. Damn you mad cheese extremist.

 
At 12:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"rotten stilton cheese (Just for the protein)."

What exactly is the difference between rotten Stilton cheese and regular Stilton cheese? Can anyone tell the difference?

 
At 12:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every night I give her indoors a Dutch Oven experience.
Its payback for burning my tea and not getting off her arse to get me beer from the fridge.
I live on fried bread and mushrooms for breakfast, steak n chips for dinner, and sausage mash and onion gravy for tea.
And sometimes I`ll have a jar of pickled onions for supper

 
At 9:13 AM, Blogger chrismakk69 said...

This is the funniest thing I've ever read!!! hahahahahhahahahahahahaha

 

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